MEGA DOUCHE

Mega douche is someone who has exceeded all expectations of the common douche. One who has reached such a level of douchiness that people would rather play in traffic than deal with that person.

Man, look at that crane operator he's such a mega douche why did they send him out here, he should go under a rock and die!

It takes 5 douches to make a douche nozzel and at least 5 douche nozzels to make a meeega douche! which has more douchiness than aleast 15 annoying people.

Mac: Hey I got a new transformer!
Sac: Oh yeah which one?
Mac: MEGA DOUCHE

MEGA DOUCHE by your sister 69 me January 9, 2010

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Mega Douche

Glen Beck.

That mega douche, glen beck, sure is full of shit.

Mega Douche by stuntmanlos October 13, 2009

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mega douche

a douche that is so mega he becomes TD the dean.

originally conceived in a town of seaham, this mega douche has roamed around constantly cock blocking friends and being the general biggest douche in the world.

thus any huge douchebags replicating his name of mega douche.

oh my god dean your not even a douche in the mist anymore your a full blown mega douche

mega douche by baallyy January 14, 2010

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Cock Holding Mega Douche

YOU

You fucking no good trailer trash Cock Holding Mega Douche!!

Cock Holding Mega Douche by Leon Scott Kennedy May 1, 2011

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MAGAdouche

1. A portmanteau of the acronym MAGA (Make America Great Again) and the word douche.
2. A person who consistently wears pro-Donald Trump attire everywhere. They can often be found trying to intimidate or ridicule people who disagree with them. They frequently cite alternative facts, use words such as libtard, and shout “Trump is YOUR President,” as an insult. Most of their information comes from Fox News or alt-right media outlets. They may also use their vehicle as a billboard in support of Trump.

Look at that lifted truck with all the Trump stickers. What a MAGAdouche!

MAGAdouche by RedBullGuy March 9, 2019

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megadouche

n. showing high capacity of doucheness

i hate you because you're a megadouche

megadouche by levi parker September 5, 2007

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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