meatl 

Kinda like Metal, but chunkier and dirtier. Things like the Fah Khing Project.

"It made me regurgitate (that's almost vomiting!)" - Patrik Walker
"Yeah! Fucking MEATL!! \m/" - Davd.

meatl by Will January 5, 2004

Push Meal 

A large meal usually rich in fat and insoluble fiber, which results in the monstrous desire to have a bowel movement either during or after finishing the meal.

Push meals often occur after long periods of time being away from civilization, clean bathrooms, or acceptable circumstances to poop. Military duties coupled with high intake of low-fiber foods and disgusting outdoor latrines may result in an increased prevalence or push meals once relieved from training. Boating events that include hot weather and cheap beer ultimately increasing risk of dehydration and bowel movement generation, as well as 3-5 day backpacking adventures eating primarily dehydrated foods are also criteria that may increase likelihood of push meals. There may be many unnamed incidences that increase likelihood of having a push meal.

Lets go to Chipotle, I need a good push meal since getting back from my AT.

Push Meal by Cornsonthehouse July 27, 2022

Push Meal 

A large meal rich in fat and insoluble fiber, often consumed after periods of prolonged bowel irregularity, which results in the undeniable urge to have a bowel movement either during, or shortly after finishing the meal.

I need a good push meal, I just got back from military duty where they fed us trash, and all the latrines were disgusting so I didn't poop for like a week.

Push Meal by Cornsonthehouse August 4, 2022

meatball parade 

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.

1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."

meatball parade by not_an_alien December 9, 2015

Tiny Meat Gang 

A group consisting of a racially ambiguous fortnite gamer, Noel Miller, and his elderly grandfather, Cody Ko, has a podcast where they try to convince the audience that they have small dicks even though everybody knows they are packin’ heat because they got penis fillers.

Person A: “Woah, did you see the last episode of the Tiny Meat Gang podcast?”

Person B: “No, not yet, so don’t fuggin spoil it by telling me if it’s last week’s episode or not.”

Tiny Meat Gang by igotatext February 16, 2019

Trump Meals on Wheels 

Trump Meals on Wheels is when the Donald tried to get rid of Meals on Wheels for good.

Did you hear about Trump Meals on Wheels? Yeah, dude it's not wheeling around anymore.

Trump Meals on Wheels by PWS27 April 7, 2017

Meat Pattie 

A butchers wife.

"How did the butcher introduce his wife?" "Meat Pattie."

Meat Pattie by manicbubble February 10, 2015