Meatgrind

When two male individuals are grinding with one another face to face, meat on meat, peen on peen.

"Oh damn, check out those two guys doing a hardcore meatgrind!"

by sammy slamma jamma July 30, 2012

ukrainian meatgrind

The act of filling a female's anus with wet dog food, then penetrating the woman's vagina with a penis, in order to give the illusion that the penis is getting ran through a meat grinder as the dog food slowly escapes the anal cavity.

Go find the dogfood because i'm about to ukrainian meatgrind those cavaties.

by mickey mike va January 2, 2012

Meatwind

To spin your penis in a circle therefore creating wind.

I did the swedish helicopter for so long that I got meatwind.

by Themeatwinddefiner January 22, 2013

Meatriding

When one person is obsessed with someone and does everything they can to get someone else to like them. This usually happens because this person is annoying as shit and can’t make any friends if they don’t meatride

Colton: “Hey John, let’s go play some fortnight duo’s and not let anyone else play so I can be friends with you even though I’m a fat ass grease ball with no motivation to do anything other than praise you”

Everyone else: “Colton, stop meatriding!”

by HighCouncil December 9, 2021

Quantum Meatrider

Someone who defies the parameters of meatriding, breaks free of societal norms and physics to meatride you on a quantum level.

Chauncey and Ariel spent 40 minutes talking about Robert when he wasn't even responding, he's a quantum meatrider!

Chauncey chased Robert around in Brawhalla at 1am for 15 minutes, I've never seen someone meatride like this before, he must be a quantum meatrider.

by get_got February 10, 2023

MeatRider

Someone who acts overly obsessed with someone else and pretty much praises them.The Meat refers to dick. Also known as "on their top" or "dickrider."

John: "Dude, My Twitter name got soulja boy in it, my profile picture is soulja boy, my Boxers got soulja boy on it, and my room is filled with posters if him! Im a Huge Fan!"

Brian- "No, You're a Fuckin MeatRider John!" "Get Off his Dick!"

by iTalkSwavey October 27, 2012

meatbridge

The joining at the heads of a circumcised and uncircumcised penis to form a mutually pleasurable shaft, on which the foreskin is slid back and forth, stimulating both participants.

Jimmy, i'm feeling dirty. Lets meatbridge.

by meatbridgarino October 24, 2007