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Meat Thermometer

Penis, which can be used orally, anally, and/or vaginally (see "take her temperature")
My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.
Meat Thermometer by ckeliib June 3, 2009

Meat Thermometer

To thrust one's penis into the female/male funny stinky spot
"Tim gave Lauth the Meat Thermometer all night long."
Meat Thermometer by Tom March 5, 2004

Meat Thermometer

(n.) 1. A complete idiot devoid of any reasoning 2. One's penis
1.What a fucking meat thermometer! He put the eggs at the bottom of the bag!
2. I'd like to stick my meat thermometer in her, see if she's done.
Meat Thermometer by TommyOkktane December 31, 2003

Meat Thermometer

The act of inserting a meat thermometer into the love canal after the female climax and whispering "baby you've been well done"
Jenny was surprised roger brought kitchenware to bed until she realized he was going to meat thermometer her

Meat Thermometer

Andrew: Oh Jeffery stop playing with my meat thermometer.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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