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Meat Saber

A powerful weapon that Jedi Knights wield during sexual intercourse. It much resembles a normal penis, because it starts its life as one. However, attaining Master status in the Jedi Arts enables the use of this tool.

Also (v): Meat Saber(ing) - The act of engaging the Meat Saber in sexual intercourse/mortal combat
When I whipped out my Meat Saber, she came twice without actually making contact with it.

Yo mama was giving me lip so I had to Meat Saber her into submission.
by Jedi Knight January 29, 2004
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Meat Saber

Probably how a Beat Saber player refers to jerking it.
Jimothy: *Interesting Noises*
Ed: Dude, are you playing Meat Saber?
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis November 30, 2025
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meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master

Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.
My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.
by angryboy July 24, 2006
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meat sabre

A jokingly yet vulgar term used to define a mans penis.
Man your ex turned into a hoe, what happened? Bob
She just loves meat sabre dude. Ted
by BobDoleSuperFanNumber1 November 17, 2011
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Meatsaber

The sexual act of one person playing the VR title 'Beatsaber' while streaming the video to a screen visible to another person. The second person stands behind the first and thrusts into them to the beat of the song while attempting to interfere in no other way. The game player wins if they are able to complete the song on the difficulty setting. The thruster wins if the player fails.
My girlfriend and I got a new VR headset, so we decided to play Meatsaber.
by Blu Tester January 25, 2022
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Meatsabre

Another word for penis aka male genitilia.
Don't make me smack you with my meatsabre beeyatch!
by pat mccroch May 20, 2004
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