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meat cigar 

a long 60 ring hard, erect cigar between a man's legs made of man meat. like any cigar a meat cigar gets smaller (turns into a cigar butt) after it's been smoked (or blown).
she smoked his seven inch meat cigar so thoroughly that his cigar was only a half inch long after she got done smoking it.
meat cigar by titus June 15, 2004
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meat cigar 

1.a cigar made out of meat A.K.A Schlong, dong, woody, wang, etc.
meat cigar by Woodrow May 6, 2003

meat cigar 

meat cigars is my giant wang being puffed on by brian's mom
Brian: "Mom, what're you doing?"
His Mom: "MMmmmmMMormrbsbmdmmmm" (Can't hear her cause my meat cigar is in her mouf)
meat cigar by wantsome August 12, 2004

Smoke a meat cigar 

I saw that queer smoke a meat cigar.
Smoke a meat cigar by Deep blue 2012 February 28, 2010

meat cigarette 

euphemism for the male genitalia in reference to fellatio
Hey, did that chick smoke your meat cigarette?

smoke meat cigars 

She smokes meat cigars
I like to smoke meat cigars

meat cigars 

Dude, the Cure is all about meat cigars
meat cigars by Punk May 10, 2003
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