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meat cigar 

1.a cigar made out of meat A.K.A Schlong, dong, woody, wang, etc.
meat cigar by Woodrow May 6, 2003

meat cigar 

meat cigars is my giant wang being puffed on by brian's mom
Brian: "Mom, what're you doing?"
His Mom: "MMmmmmMMormrbsbmdmmmm" (Can't hear her cause my meat cigar is in her mouf)
meat cigar by wantsome August 12, 2004

Smoke a meat cigar 

I saw that queer smoke a meat cigar.
Smoke a meat cigar by Deep blue 2012 February 28, 2010

meat cigarette 

euphemism for the male genitalia in reference to fellatio
Hey, did that chick smoke your meat cigarette?

smoke meat cigars 

She smokes meat cigars
I like to smoke meat cigars

meat cigars 

Dude, the Cure is all about meat cigars
meat cigars by Punk May 10, 2003
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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