meat broom Share definition Flag An extremely long penis with a bulbous tip which makes it resemble a broom. It's used to sweep dust bunnies out of a pussy. "Bro, I found this sweet Gmilf. I cleaned her with my meat broom." meat broom by crepuscular March 11, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the meat broom mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch