meat beat
Stroking your penis back and fourth with your hand until it turns purple or is throbbing and shoots baby batter
meat beat by Pussy slayer 690690 May 18, 2017
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meat beat hours
8-12 o'clock Where all sad niggas beat their dick vigorously either while participating in sad nigga hours or not.
Originated from sad nigga hours but became its own thing later on
Originated from sad nigga hours but became its own thing later on
Mike: Hey I would like to do an activity tonight
Jimmy: How about you participate in meat beat hours where you beat your dick vigorously from 8-12 o'clock
Jimmy: How about you participate in meat beat hours where you beat your dick vigorously from 8-12 o'clock
meat beat hours by Kosorare December 28, 2017
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Meat Beat Mania
An endless gauntlet of meat beating. Nut after nut after nut. Consists of only one person. Any more parties involved turns this into a Nut Bust Bonanza.
1. After discovering internet porn, Ronnie decided it was time for a good 'ol Meat Beat Mania session.
2. "Damn, did you see how fine Catherine looked?" "Yeah, when I get home, I'm gonna play some Meat Beat Mania!"
2. "Damn, did you see how fine Catherine looked?" "Yeah, when I get home, I'm gonna play some Meat Beat Mania!"
Meat Beat Mania by Riven Main 420 June 24, 2017
Meat Beat Material
Meat Beat Material by @iamjordanemily November 25, 2018
meat beat manifesto
A manifesto written by a man who's been in seclusion for so long he feels the need to keep a log tracking how many times he masturbates per day.
"The man had been living in a cabin deep in the Appalachian mtns for years by himself. After his passing local hikers were intrigued to find his secluded cabin.Inside they were surprised and excited to find his animal skins, man made tools , a hammock,and his meat beat manifesto."
meat beat manifesto by JSmith lu 43 April 6, 2017
Meat Beat Mania
Bob: Hey, Johnny Where are you going?
Johnny: Oh i'm just gonna go play Meat Beat Mania
Bob: What's that?
Johnny: ;)
Johnny: Oh i'm just gonna go play Meat Beat Mania
Bob: What's that?
Johnny: ;)
Meat Beat Mania by BillyBobberina March 10, 2018
Meat Beat Mondays
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