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meat and two veg 

The male gentials, so called because they resemble a sausage in between two vegetables (e.g. sprouts, potatoes)
He got his meat and two veg out
meat and two veg by IanM September 14, 2003

Meat and two veg 

Another word for a man’s junk
The stripper would not stop playing with my meat and two veg

meat and two veg 

meat and two vegetables.


The male genitalia, for obvious reasons.
Anyon up for a meat sandwich?

Meat and Two Veg 

Hi Schnucks what you had for supper…..

I was really contemplating just having a salad but Mike came over and I ended up eating his meat and two veg. Quite a delicious and fulfilling way to end my evening πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026