mean bean

1. n. A childish way of name calling denoting someone who is considered by the speaker to be mean.
2. n. A bean which gives you gas/ upsets your stomach.
3. n. The sharp bean in a beanbag.
Billy: ha ha ha! *steals lollipop from baby*
baby: waaaaaaaaaaaah!
Suzy: golly, Billy, you are such a mean bean!

guy #1: *makes constipated face*
guy #2: "what's your problem, man?"
guy #1: "dude, those damn blackbeans in my taco are real mean beans!

boyfriend: "hey, girl, lets makeout" *sits on beanbag* "sh*t, oh Ow! wtf?"
girfriend: "Sam, what's wrong?"
boyfriend: "oh, I just sat on a mean bean!"
by moomop October 08, 2011
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Mean Bean

1. n. A term for a woman's clitoris when she is turned on.
2. n. An actual Ladyboner

see: n. Bean
see: n. Ladyboner
Woman: "Whew, I woke up with a mean bean when I had that dream about Channing Tatum making out with Brad Pitt"

Me: "Ew."
by Tubbles April 24, 2014
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Mean bean

One of the several flavors available in the Monster Java Energy Drink line. The best Java flavor to exist.

ALSO, an adjective to describe somebody who is WORSE than a bad bean. Mean beans are not just bad, they may also be racist, homophobic, etc. or an asshole in general.
1. Mean Bean is the best monster flavor. Ong
2. That guy called my Asian friend a racial slur. He’s a MEAN BEAN!
by dumb jsjsj September 18, 2022
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Mean Bean Machine

Dr. Ivo Robotnik's self-named sex move that led directly to his divorce.
"I've been dating this nice scientist for months. Tonight he says he's going to show me his Mean Bean Machine."
"Girl, get out."
by Ushimimi September 14, 2016
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Mean Bean Machine

1. The puzzle game, Mean Bean Machine, for the Sega Genesis.
2. A term for the scrotum, often in reference to a sharp blow to said organ.
"OH! Right in the Mean Bean Machine!"
by Anonymus October 13, 2004
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Telling some one you care or love

You know what i mean jelly bean
by Smoky_Bear July 13, 2019
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