me on a tuesday

What you say when someone says something relatable

Michael: I sat in my favorite chair and suddenly there was a dick up my ass
Me: me on a Tuesday

by Some simp February 23, 2021

pick me up on tuesday

Just say you wanted a lift home from work on tuesday. well you can if you utter this phrase.

My wife truely is a skank, I found her digging up the dead dog for the soul purpose of catching Zombie rabbies. oh by the way can you pick me up on tuesday.

by angustus March 17, 2008

call me on tuesday

never ever call me

Boy: Your pretty, can we go out on a date?
Girl: Call me on Tuesday.

by sKandelous September 26, 2010

Try Me Bitch Tuesday

Every Tuesday: say try me bitch to everyone that’s messin wit you.

Bella: What’s today?
Hannah: It’s Tuesday, you know what that means.
Bella: Try Me Bitch Tuesday!

by tmbt.creator December 11, 2018

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday!

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! That asshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!

by Pinkie_Flamingo October 13, 2016

fuck me till Tuesday

An expression of disbelief.
An expression of disappointment.
An expression of anger.
An invitation to an attractive member of the opposite sex
for a long fun filled weekend.

Horny guy: "Hi, I was standing over there admiring your beauty
when the thought came to me that maybe you would like come to my place for some wine, music and a fun weekend."
Cute chick: "That sounds interesting, I would love to."
Horny guy: "Let's get started! I want you to fuck me till Tuesday."

by jsd9632 January 07, 2012