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Taking a "massive" dump and not flushing it. Massive Dump, No Flush
I took a MDNF in the CEO’s private bathroom.
mdnf by Nathan November 9, 2004
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the hipster way to say "my dick needs fucking"

often thrown into random conversations
"hey joe whats up"
"MDNF!!!"
"WTF does that mean?!?!"
"oh; you know ;]"
mdnf by Simpy April 26, 2009
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Acronym- Minors Do Not Follow
Used by Twitter accounts that post explicit content or are just not comfortable having to watch what they post because they have kids around.
The hornyposting account had MDNF listed in the name
MDNF by c0ca1n3c0wb0ys June 4, 2024
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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