A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020
You: I just got a new apple computer
Friend: What type did you get?
You: I've got the MBP
Friend: Apple is the best!
Friend: What type did you get?
You: I've got the MBP
Friend: Apple is the best!
by looneyx November 10, 2009
Most Ballin-ist Player
"I'm the M.B.P., Most Ballin-ist Player
Make my own moves, call me the mayor..."
JD - Welcome to Atlanta Remix
Make my own moves, call me the mayor..."
JD - Welcome to Atlanta Remix
by mooning May 10, 2005
by ketsmash October 16, 2017
by Hugh Jass February 07, 2003
mandatory black person. in a group of males/females, it is always necessary to have at least one mbp in the group. just in case you need someone to translate ghetto speak or get you the best friend chicken. obviously mbp's are necessary.
1: dude we need some friend chicken.
2: dont worry, my mbp is already on it.
1: damn. all the blacks in school are used. we cant go out without an mbp.
2: dont worry, my mbp is already on it.
1: damn. all the blacks in school are used. we cant go out without an mbp.
by asdfghjkl;qwertyuiopzxcvbnm,. July 21, 2010
Jan 21 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose