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I stopped the MBP. People are super stoked on me, even if they dont know it. Excelsior!
by chillin5k April 28, 2006
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020
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Mac Book Pro

An Apple laptop abbreviated so that when you type online it makes it easier to type
You: I just got a new apple computer
Friend: What type did you get?
You: I've got the MBP
Friend: Apple is the best!
by looneyx November 10, 2009
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Most Ballin-ist Player
"I'm the M.B.P., Most Ballin-ist Player
Make my own moves, call me the mayor..."
JD - Welcome to Atlanta Remix
by mooning May 10, 2005
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Acronym for Massive Black Penis.

Part of the stereotype that black men have above average penises.
Person 1: I fucked Tyrone last night.
Person 2: Woah, did he have an MBP?!
by ketsmash October 16, 2017
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short for 'Most Ballinest Playa'. Somebody with nawlij and love for the pimp game. A boss playa.
Props to my MBP Zee Money, he representin' wit' nothing but love for the gizzame.
by Hugh Jass February 07, 2003
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mandatory black person. in a group of males/females, it is always necessary to have at least one mbp in the group. just in case you need someone to translate ghetto speak or get you the best friend chicken. obviously mbp's are necessary.
1: dude we need some friend chicken.
2: dont worry, my mbp is already on it.

1: damn. all the blacks in school are used. we cant go out without an mbp.
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