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mayonnaise bomb 

1) of or pertaining to bukkake-style activities. 2) the act of dropping a large, creamy load of baby batter in some random sluts' eyes.
"Lemme tell ya, francis, If it weren't for her mom, I never would've dropped the mayonnaise bomb."
mayonnaise bomb by Captain Sheepdog December 29, 2009
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Mayonnaise Bomb 

A mayonnaise bomb is when you put mayonnaise in your mouth and go to kiss somebody and while your kissing them you put the mayonnaise in their mouth
Oh yeah, last night i gave her the biggest mayonnaise bomb

Mayonnaise Bomb 

A mayonnaise bomb is when you put mayonnaise in your mouth and go to kiss somebody and while your kissing them you put the mayonnaise in their mouth
I totally surprised her with a big mayonnaise bomb last night
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