Maximilian

The coolest guy in town. All the girls love him and want to be with him. He can charm women into doing anything with his words and his touch.

OMG! He is such as Maximilian

by john mugster October 29, 2018

Maximilian

the ultimate

You are a kew mother fucker but I am Maximilian. or I am the maxmilian of sex machines.

by twat stain June 21, 2003

Maximilian

The most amazing and handsome man on earth. (sometimes mistaken for Sid the sloth) No one will make you feel more amazing than a Maximilian will. He knows the way to a girl's heart. He can put a smile on any girls face. But he puts a smile on Chesle's face the most. This man is an amazing kisser and a wonderful love maker. He knows his limits and how to make Chesles feel great. He loves sushi and is an extreme romantic. He can keep secrets and will be your best friend when you need him to.

Girl 1: Oh she is soooo lucky to have a Maximilian.
Girl 2: I know right! I'm so jealous.

by ilovethisboy October 3, 2011

Maximilian

Really cool guy. His bulge is exploding with goodness and joy. He'll pull it out when necessary, though. All girls love him, and he gets laid every day. If you have a Maximilian, count your blessings.

John: oh hello Maximilian
Maximilian: sup dude
Jazmine: omg look at his bulge

by name_analyzer'21 December 16, 2019

Maximilian

all austrians are named maximilan or max. if they are not named maximilian, they are not true austrians, and all those who claim to be maximilian but not austrian are lying. Also, max don't have sex with your ex.

Oida 1: Jo Kamerad is that an Austrian?
Oida 2: idk, is he named maximilian?

Oida 1: JAWOHL

by SuperAustriaHater88 April 16, 2018

Maximilian

You just don’t understand him. He says something but means something else. You love him and then you can’t stand him. He’s the most annoying guy you know but the most amazing one at the same time. All your friends tell you to let him go, but it’s impossible, because everyday it feels like you get to know him more. And then suddenly, he’s closed shut and you don’t talk for days. And that’s all you want to do, talk to him, but you don’t know how to.

It’s not easy being in love with Maximilian.

by lovingserale November 12, 2019

Maximiliane

German name, female. Not to confuse with 'Maximilian', which is a boys name. Since there are literally 0,0001% of girls called Maximiliane, you can feel special if you know one. And even more special if you can call one your friend.

" My best friend's called Maximiliane"
"FOR REAL?! My grandma used to tell me about Maximilianes... I never thought they really existed"

"Hey, I'm Maximiliane"

"... Maximilian? But you're a girl.

...
Aren't you?"

by carly00 January 28, 2017