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Pete Maravich 

Nicknamed "Pistol Pete" - a legendary basketball player who mesmerized fans and players with his outrageous dribbling, shooting, and passing.

Known for his "floppy socks" and shaggy haircut, "Pistol Pete" is the last man to lead both the NBA and the NCAA in scoring.

Maravich was a world-class gunner. Averaged a cartoonish, record setting, 44.2 points per game at LSU - without a 3-point line. Also led the SEC in assists (many mind-blowing).

After career, found Christ. Died at 40 from a rare heart disease. Named one of the NBA's greatest of all time.

While alive, packed stadiums. Now a YouTube sensation.

White guy.
Holy shit, did you see that pass? That was total Pistol Pete.

This fucking guy shoots more than Pete Maravich.
Pete Maravich by Hoops Maven October 16, 2010

Pisstol Pete Maravich 

Exclamation by one who needs to urinate really badly. Usually said in the words, "I need to take a pisstol pete maravich!" Also included, a soothing of the balls after a really long satisfying piss.

Pistol Pete Maravich was a well known pro basketball player who was known to be one of the best ball handlers of all time.
Oh my god, I can't hold it anymore! I need to take a pisstol pete maravich!

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026