Definitions by NoMerci366
maurawich
a double-decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Instead of cut in half, either cut into an M shape, or cut creating five triangles along the lines of an M.
maurawich by NoMerci366 February 21, 2005
douchebag
Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche.
Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!
Sam: God, what a douchebag.
Sam: God, what a douchebag.
douchebag by NoMerci366 February 19, 2005
douche
1) a vaginal cleansing device
2) a weak little pussy who often tattles on others because he is incapable of solving a problem by himself, and therefor invites more attacks.
2) a weak little pussy who often tattles on others because he is incapable of solving a problem by himself, and therefor invites more attacks.
on warm saturday nights... i go home.. close my door... turn up the music.. and douche myself.
god...god, ur just, ur such a douche...just god.. DON'T TOUCH ME!
god...god, ur just, ur such a douche...just god.. DON'T TOUCH ME!
douche by NoMerci366 February 19, 2005