matty cakes

The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.

Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.

matty cakes by fagggatron November 22, 2021

Mattycakes 

1. A term of endearment for people named 'Matthew'.
2. Men who appear strong and athletic, but to everyone's disappointment are actually pansies.

I used to think Lance was a hunk, but every since he ran screaming from that spider I've known he's just a Mattycakes.

Mattycakes by The Gifted. February 5, 2010

Mattycakes 

A cute petname that simply rolls off the tongue. It's origin comes from the child game "Patty Cakes."

My boyfriend? Oh, I call him Mattycakes. I love him!

Mattycakes by StarSamantha December 8, 2011