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The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.
Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.
matty cakes by fagggatron November 22, 2021
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Mattycakes 

1. A term of endearment for people named 'Matthew'.
2. Men who appear strong and athletic, but to everyone's disappointment are actually pansies.
I used to think Lance was a hunk, but every since he ran screaming from that spider I've known he's just a Mattycakes.
Mattycakes by The Gifted. February 5, 2010
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Mattycakes 

A cute petname that simply rolls off the tongue. It's origin comes from the child game "Patty Cakes."
My boyfriend? Oh, I call him Mattycakes. I love him!
Mattycakes by StarSamantha December 8, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008