mattcd

A blue eyed baby boy who has a large ding a long and likes to sing along to indie music. He learned how to have sex on reddit, which explains why he was a vergeen until 35. He cute tho.

Mattcd, stop scrolling through reddit and pay attention to your naked girlfriend.

by Barbara Cumsock October 19, 2019

matted asshair

the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions

Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.

by Buttceth November 7, 2012

matted hit

when there’s still a tiny hit left, but it tastes disgusting.

usually reserved for the homie in the group who didn’t throw down.

“Hey man, is this still going?”

“Uhh, yeah. It’s probably a matted hit, though.”

by ac3xyz123 November 24, 2018

mattydale

A practically ghetto town, just above North Syracuse. Too small and boring to live in happily. Many sex offenders and teen crack heads. the end.

As soon as I get a car, I'm going to stay out of Mattydale for as long as can!!!

by mattyDULLNESS sucks October 23, 2007

mattdog

programer of the hl2hook
a counter strike source hook

u got the new hl2hook by mattdog
yea i got the new priv release

by f10_h4x October 29, 2006

mattadilla

A hastily made meal comprised of two freshly store-bought torillas stuffed full of Walmart brand cheddar cheese and nuked in a $35 Sunbeam microwave for exactly one minute and thirty seconds.

Traditional preparation methods dictate that the finished product should be cut into even slices with butter knife (the pizza cutter was dirty) and slathered in pools of the cheapest hot sauce available to give the recipient the illusion that they are not just eating microwaved bread and cheese.

--Engineered, perfected, and consumed soley by a college student named Matt.--

Fuck, one bite into my mattadilla and I already have hot sauce on my shirt.

by Marfan67 September 1, 2018

Mattchew

Coming from the name "Matthieu", when pronounced by a loving girlfriend comes out as Mattchew. Mattchew's are the best boyfriend any girl or guy could ask for, and anyone who even knows a Mattchew is very lucky to have someone like this in your life. He is a gamer but also pays attention to the ones he loves, even if it means pausing a game. He knows his limits but he is still amazing. Over all else, Mattchew is perfect and believes in clearing this world of thots with the help of Mr. Steal Yo Girl and the other members of the patriarchy.

Mattchews' are the best people out there, so if you have one, let them know you love them and how amazing they are

I love you Mattchew

by JaedonElle October 12, 2017