plato's closet

A store that sells high priced fashion for cheap prices. They have everything from Old Navy to Abercrombie and Fitch. And if you need quick drug or gas money you can bring them your nice expensive clothes and they'll buy them from you for cheap and sell them to people like me for 4 or 5 more dollars than they just bought it from you.

Damn son I'm out of gas money, let me sell your Reeboks to Plato's Closet for 3 dollars.

plato's closet by Angela from Chicopee April 14, 2005

Plato's Republic 

An old ass book that has like influenced every political matter since forever. Since Justice is the main topic discussed throughout the whole damn book, it's esoteric nature confuses dumb asses that read it wrong. Plato has Socrates talk about Communism vs Democracy, the Equality of Men and Women, the nature of political regimes and cool other shit. And the most famous is the Allegory of the Cave, where Socrates talks about the philosophic "turn" and leaving the "cave of convention".

But the main problem is like aforementioned dumb asses; mainly Marx, thought it was a good idea. So in turn, fucked up a world for like 60 years. Even China is still fucked up.

"Hey you read Plato's Republic in College"- Friend #1
"Naw, but we read the story about The Cave" Friend #2
"Really, that's all, you missed some pretty good shit" Friend #1
"Well my professor just said 'communism is good' and forced their academic liberal bullshit down our throats" Friend #2
"Figures, my professor was a Straussian, so he pretty much rocks" Friend #1

Plato's Republic by freddy mc-callahan June 3, 2012

Poor man's Plato 

Jesus.
Refers to the fact that the teachings of Jesus are just rehashed Greek philosophy. Hence the god of the New Testament is somewhat more tolerant than the belligerent god of the Old Testament.

Listen here MC Hammer, don't you lecture me with your crazy religious beliefs, your Jesus was nothing but a poor man's Plato!

Poor man's Plato by neroismyhero October 30, 2009

it is not the plato seb! 

when someone is a liar

it is not the plato seb!

it is not the plato seb! by xdr5t3evq3q October 29, 2023

Pluto's Day

It's a time to honor the great Pluto who was recognized on February 18, 1930 and was pronounced as a "dwarf planet", and after years of existing the planet was no longer important to society...this is to appreciate Pluto...So please make Pluto's Day a thing.

Girl 1: OMGEEEE, TODAY'S Pluto's Day LET'S MAKE A PORTRAIT OF PLUTO Girl 2: YASSSS GO PLUTO'S DAY!! Someone in the corner: FUCK YEAH!! PLUTO!!

Pluto's Day by UwU Loer July 6, 2019

Poor Man's Plate

When you haven't done the dishes, and you make an oven pizza. So you put it on the cardboard box.
Complete opposite of Fine China

"Yo man were out of plates..." Guy 1
"Just put it on the box!" Guy 2
"Here's the Poor Man's Plate..." #1

Poor Man's Plate by PokingAPanda July 23, 2012

patrick's dinner plate 

Extremely large freckle on the posterior of an obscenely hirsute and sexually active Queenslander. Can also refer to a meat-tray prize given out at RSL and pub raffles, where the quality is unimportant and various portions of putrifying offal can be found amongst the sausages and chops.

"Crikey, did you see the Patrick's dinner plate on that guy?"
or
"I'd pass, on that raffle mate, looks like a real Patrick's tonight!"

patrick's dinner plate by No 39 October 12, 2006