Materialistic Bitch

What a poor stupid guy calls a girl who dosen't want a guy who is going to work at KFC the rest of his life and make 6 bucks an hour.

''Guy''- I gave you 10 dollars once, you took me for a ride, what a materialistic bitch!

''Girl''- You think people use you for your money.. theres only a couple problems with that. 1- You have no money 2- I make more than you. 3. The real reason is she just dosen't like you but you would rather blame money to get over that fact.

Damn man, she rejected me for him? What a materialistic bitch!... Well yea, duh, you work at KFC and he has goals in life.

Materialistic Bitch by Ksils January 11, 2008

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Materialistic Bitch

a girl or bitch that go wit somebody for they possessions instead of personality.

You just want me for my clothes, you aint real you a materialistic bitch.

Materialistic Bitch by bboybitch November 26, 2007

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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