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mataulait

MatAuLait est nul a GTA
by grosCacaDur November 21, 2021
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matulation

(n.) The act of masturbating and ejaculating while in bed.

Root origins: Heb. Mittah- bed

matulate(v.)
matulating(adj.)
Dude, she totally matulated last night-- just look at the bed.

Jon matulates every night while his soon to be ex-wife has sex with their body guard.

The art of matulation is hard to perfect, but with practice and focus, one can matulate in expert speed.
by hornybuttkings June 29, 2009
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mathulator

“I am never using the word calculator ever again.” - Kylie
Henry’s mathulator is cooler than everybody else’s mathulator.
by Mrsmartguy9000 October 17, 2019
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