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masturdebator 

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.

Coined by Dilbert creator Scott Adams on his blog as a new word for people who misunderstand another person's point of view and proceed to debate that misunderstanding as if it were the real point of view.
Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"
masturdebator by Sir Yelof April 14, 2011

Masturdebator 

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.
A new word for people who misunderstand another person's point of view and proceed to debate that misunderstanding as if it were the real point of view.

Example:

Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"

Masturdebator 

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.
Tom: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Dick: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"

Masturdebator 

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.
Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"
Masturdebator by tee too April 14, 2011

Masturdebator 

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.
Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"
Masturdebator by hitbyirony April 14, 2011

Masturdebate

1. (verb): the process of masturbating before making an executive decision in regards to one's love life. This noteworthy event takes place in hopes to think in a clear state-of-mind about a situation--before putting one's self-respect at high-risk; clearing the mind; avoiding "grenades"; avoiding desperate times for desperate measures.
Friend #1: Hey buddy, what are you up to?

Friend #2: Just texting the girl I met from the party last week. She wants me to go over to her place tonight, and have a few drinks with her.

Friend #1: Dude you know she is a train wreck. You had your beer goggles on, or are you really just that desperate? You might want to go masturdebate on it for awhile, before you do something you might regret.

Friend #2: Yeah you're probably right.
(a few minutes later)

Friend #2: Oh man! I can't believe I was actually going to go over there. What the fuck was I thinking?! Good call. Let's go get a beer or something.
Masturdebate by Cbunt801 December 16, 2011
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