Definitions by hitbyirony
Masturdebator
Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."
Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"
Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"
Masturdebator by hitbyirony April 14, 2011
Labelass
There's no derogatory label for people who label others. This creates an imbalance in the linguistic arsenal. Example:
Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."
Person 2: "Oh yeah? Well, you're...a...person who assigns labels that are not sensible!"
See what I mean? It's like being in a stick fight and not having a stick. But we can fix that by concocting a...wait for it...label for labelers. I suggest that such a person be called a labelass. Example:
Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."
Person 2: "You're a labelass."
Person 1: "What just happened here?"
Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."
Person 2: "Oh yeah? Well, you're...a...person who assigns labels that are not sensible!"
See what I mean? It's like being in a stick fight and not having a stick. But we can fix that by concocting a...wait for it...label for labelers. I suggest that such a person be called a labelass. Example:
Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."
Person 2: "You're a labelass."
Person 1: "What just happened here?"
Labelass by hitbyirony April 14, 2011
Binarian
A special kind of idiot who believes that all people who hold a different view from oneself have the same views as each other.
Person 1: "I don't think we should bomb Elbonia just because someone said they have a giant slingshot."
Person 2: "Typical liberal."
Person 1: "Typical Binarian."
Person 2: "Typical liberal."
Person 1: "Typical Binarian."
Binarian by hitbyirony April 14, 2011