im a chronic masturbater. i love to jack off. i can jack off and listen to my favorite music at the same time. "Wu tang clan aint nothin to mess with"
by hgfhs July 22, 2005
Gabe, the ultimate public masturbater, was masturbating at the Grapevines Mills and his mom spotted him so he ran.
he was shot by Seth Rogen.
he was shot by Seth Rogen.
by PUBLICMASTURBATER-GABESKRILLZ October 25, 2009
Someone who can't stop jerkin it anywhere they go. He will jerk it anywhere including school, work, church, or even while taking a shit.
by Feet Fucker May 22, 2014
by Ryan Ferguson July 14, 2006
definition from Somethingawful.com
Any person who creates some form of content for the Internet, from movies to music to writing, and then refuses to stop gloating about and obsessing over their own creation. This usually occurs on their personal blogs, but has been known to spread throughout emails, instant messages, and newsgroups. For more information, also see BMO.
Any person who creates some form of content for the Internet, from movies to music to writing, and then refuses to stop gloating about and obsessing over their own creation. This usually occurs on their personal blogs, but has been known to spread throughout emails, instant messages, and newsgroups. For more information, also see BMO.
Person #1: (IM sent to 500 people) "Hey everybody! Come check out the most awesome, hilarious, original Flash game pitting George Bush against Osama Bin Laden! I made it, and it's been played 583,392,881 times in the last 10 minutes! Includes special guest appearances by Britney Spears and Michael Jackson, who show up to make topical jokes which rival abandoned Jay Leno monologues! Be sure to click on the links which appear in my awesome popup windows offering you chances to win free iPods and Eddie Bauer colostomy bags! This Flash game I made has been ranked #1 on Newgrounds, narrowly edging out 'Butt Quest 8' and 'The Mystery of Fart Mountain.' It's the funniest thing you'll ever see! Tell your friends about it! Tell your family! Oh god I'm lonely!"
by granada April 14, 2005
a chronic live masturbater is someone who plays xbox live or playstaion live alll day. they occasionally get out of there parents basments to go to the bathroom and eat. And when there not playing which is about 20 min a day there are masturbating to the thought of it. it is a very bad diseas and right now there is no cure.
oh my god i just got a nuke i have to take a 20 min brake to beat my meat to the thought of that nuke i just got...oh my god...tht feels so GOOODDD!!!! i am such a chronic live masturbater
by Joediesel72 March 3, 2010
by Blake Cowshiter August 15, 2006