Masternate

When you smoke too much weed then cough and throw up

Masternate: When you smoke too much weed then cough and throw up

Ex: Nate’s in the parking lot masternating again…..

by Caleb@oddly February 21, 2022

Masternate

When you smoked too much weed then cough and throw up

Masternate: When you smoked too much weed then cough and throw up

Nate’s in the parking lot masternating again.

by Caleb@oddly February 21, 2022

Masternate

Slang, verb.

The order of progressively creepy moves being made by an awkward coworker. Starting out at slow offensive gestures increasing into larger more harassment crimes. Making sexual jokes or physically harassing coworkers, but not enough to get you fired. If you fail to identify the creepy coworker, you are the creepy coworker. AKA The Masternator.

John loves to masternate Susan, telling everyone how he wants to bend her knee and fuck it with his dick.

by GGLeroy December 05, 2016

Masternate

When one rubs steak seasoning on their genitals before receiving oral sex

"Yeah she wanted to give me head, but I had to masternate before hand"

by DampedMaple March 14, 2020

Masternator

Master procrastinator

As a MASTERNATOR I’m always running late. You might say that I’m too busy “masternating” to be on time.

by Kinkykiniki November 01, 2022