Master Oogway

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The legendary sigma turtle that speaks only the truth

“ONLY WHEN A MOSQUITO LANDS ON YOUR BALLS WILLYOU TRULY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SOLVING A PROBLEM WITHOUT VIOLENCE” -Master Oogway

“IF SHE LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER YOU SHALL GO FOR HER MOTHER, IF YOU CANT GET HER MOTHER GO FOR HER BROTHER, IF SHE HAS NO BROTHER HELP HER MOTHER” -Master Oogway

“Sheesh, you speak only truth like Master Oogway”

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master oogway

The most badass turtle in the history of turtles. Master Oogway can devestate coties with a single touch.

Did you see Master Oogway kick some ass in Kung Fu Panda?

master oogway by Zbstein_522 May 10, 2018

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Master Oogway

The highest of beings that made no accidents.

"there are no accidents" -Master Oogway

Master Oogway by Master_Tejas October 13, 2020

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Master Oogway

The god that saved us all and evaporated instead of dying like a normal turtle because he's that cool.

Master Oogway: ah, my time has come

Master Oogway by Anonymousㅤ October 11, 2020

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Master Oogway

A different type of species typically a giga chad.

Master Oogway is made different

Master Oogway by MasterOogway69420@Urmom.outloo April 3, 2023

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Master Oogway Shit

Hella wise stuff thats been said or is being said

Kyle, after hitting and hitting PNC: damn bro, I don't wanna be horny anymore, I just wanna be happy.
Abdul: woah bro, that's some master Oogway shit

Master Oogway Shit by GlizzyGladiator824 July 20, 2020

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Master oowgay

It’s YouTuber that he tells his quotes and stuff and pretty much is Andrew tate

“If there’s a hole, then there’s a goal”

-master oowgay

Master oowgay by QUANDALE DINGEL696969420 January 19, 2023

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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