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Massie Block is a character in the Clique Novels by Lisi Harrison. She is a wealthy "prep" in Westchester,New York. She's the head of The Pretty Committee which is the Popular clique at OCD,her private all girls school. She is currently dating Deririck Harrington or Derrington as she calls him. He's the most popular boy at Briarwood,OCDs sister school. Massie is the girl everyone loves to hate and wants to be. She wears only high end designers and always has perfect hair and flawless make-up. She has 4 besties:Alica,Dylan,Kristen and Claire. She helped transform Claire from Flordia tourist to Westchester Chic. She is know for her clever comebacks and cool words like "AH-MAZING" and "Emagawd". She is basiclly the next Paris Hilton except well she's fictional.
Excerpt about Massie Block from the Clique book "Dial L for Loser":
"The kitten heels on Massie's metallic slides echoed against the metal steps as she climbed towards th belly of the Gelding 7 jet.
"Girls hurry up!" Judi Lyons poked her head out of the plane's doorway and lifteda bottle of Perrier to her thin lips. "Claire it's nicer than the hotel we stayed in when the roof was leaking."
"Really?" Claire squeezed past Massie and hurried up the narrow steps. She was wearing what looked like a pair of green doctor's scrubs,a faded yellow long-sleeved tee and her black-and-white Keds,even though they didn't match.
"No way!"she shouted when she climed aboard "You guys have to see this!"
"Lame," Massie muttered to Alica,who was a few steps behind her."Who do the Lyones have to act so impressed with everything? It makes them sound so un-rich."Point,"Alica panted
massie block by Massielookalike December 14, 2008
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Massie Block 

One of the main characters in the popular tween girl books, The Clique Series, by Lisi Harrison. Massie Block is the "alpha", or first-in-command of the girls' clique, The Pretty Committee. She is pretty, with glossy brown hair and amber eyes, but mostly known for her attitude and schemes to get herself (and her clique) more popular. She's rich, like the other members of the Pretty Committee (exluding 2, Claire Lyons and Kristin Gregory), and stylish.
As stated on the back of the first book, Massie knows you'd give anything to be just like her.
Girl: I wish I could be Massie Block!
Girl 2: Me too! She's rich, popular, and pretty!
Both Girls: YIPPEE!
Massie Block by Ann O'Nonymous June 27, 2008

Super Massive Black Hole Time Flux 

An absurd occurrence when a single party hires or coerced two separate outside parties of private investigators to tail eachother.
Holy shit it's a super massive black hole time flux caused by those two guys following each other!!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026