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furious mastrabation 

An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.
Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.

Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.

Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?

Larry : Furious masturbation?

Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.

Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.
furious mastrabation by Darker January 21, 2010

Mastobation 

Masturbating while listening to music from the band Mastodon.
usually in correlation with the tempo of the song,guitar parts,or drums.
due to this fact,you often must change speeds and rhythm rapidly,making for a better experience.
Drew:DUDE! i just Mastobated to all of Leviathan!

Micky:No way! how big was your Iron Tusk?

Drew:Huge! it was awesome,its like i have a Hand of Stone!

-OR-

Mickey: I know just how to wake up my Sleeping Giant,ill just pop in Blood Mountain and...The Wolf is Loose!

Grandparents: Mastobation sure keeps our Hearts Alive!

so on and so forth...
Mastobation by Dandy Ritcher February 24, 2011

maestrobation 

Maestrobation is the whacking off of the maestro before a concert.

Often assigned to someone from the fiddle section because of their strong and supple wrists.
"Oh Cecilia," said the maestro, "I believe it's time for some maestrobation."

"Yes, maestro," said Cecilia as she began to play his organ.
maestrobation by scodder June 21, 2010