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Mask Nazi 

An angry and judgemental individual who, not content with spending their waking hours covering half their face with dirty bit of cloth, insist that others do likewise. The sight of seeing the full human face as nature intended is apt to send the Mask Nazi into an incandescent rage, eliciting a verbal tirade of such epithets as 'covidiot' or 'anti-vaxxer'. The fact that the non-Mask Nazi may be exempt, or chooses not to wear a mask for other reasons, does not cross the Mask Nazi's tiny mind, nor does the fact that there is still no firm evidence for the effectiveness of masks in preventing covid spread.
Sue: I was in the supermarket without a mask and some angry hate-filled Mask Nazi screamed at me that I was killing the elderly.
Bob: Gosh... aren't Mask Nazis the worst?
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Mask Nazi 

A person who has so little going on in their lives that they micro monitor other people who are not wearing masks in an environment where they have no authority over others. This group typically applies to teenage white girls, (Big L) Liberals, Soy-boys, and other sheeple.
Mask Nazi* pUt On YuOr MaSk YoUr SpEaDiNg CoViD-19!

A person with common sense* Shut up, quit being a Mask Nazi
Mask Nazi by Not_a_Fox May 25, 2021

Mask Nazi 

Someone who thinks everyone should wear a mask at all times, with no exceptions. You can't even eat or drink around a mask nazi, they will flip the fuck out if you do. They confront those who are not wearing masks (even if masks aren't required). Masks Nazis will harass, sometimes even attack those not wearing masks.
Mask Nazi: You must wear a mask at all times! No exceptions! No eating or drinking allowed because that requires the mask to be taken off!
Everyone else: Ok Mask Nazi!

mask nazi 

A person who freaks out when you are not wearing your mask. Even if you take it off for 5 seconds they will freak out and call you a murder.
mask nazi: PuT oN YoUr MaSK NoW. me: shut up mask nazi.
mask nazi by epicmagaman August 5, 2021

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026