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in the broadest sense masayou is being a mastermind baseball player, but lets take a more in depth look at what else he is a master at.

1. master shortstop, great hitter but even better fielder.
2. hates the SF Giants
3. Slings a horse length cock with a cow like width
4.fucked Rube's disabled sister... in a wheelchair
5. gets the queen of england so wet, she can flood the sehara desert

6. was the reason for hurricane katrina, made kate upton flood new orleans
masayou is a boss
masayou by Boone Logan July 8, 2012
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that was a real masayume!
masayume by won't tell June 11, 2006
He is a super cool guy. When he is around the conversation is never boring and always interesting. People have trouble pronoucing his name and often confuse him for a Tekken characters name. He is also extremely artistic and sees the world differently than others.
Wow, that's Masayoshi... I wanna kiss him but not sure I'm cool enough.
masayoshi by RiniKitty March 12, 2018
masayu is a name for angun yet sexy and beautiful
ih masayu lo beautiful bgt
masayu by pdmampus.com November 22, 2021
Is very hot and seggsy is Asian and has a big dick. His fist kiss was with 6 and gets 6 bitches Per day and they all 6. @_@

Jk jk Ure mum is gay
Masayoshi is soooooo hot like Ure chrush

masayoshi takanaka

高中 正義, japanese guitarist, known for his happy music and surfboard guitar. used to play with the sadistics and flied egg, but has been solo since the 70s and released more than 40 albums, all of them bangers.
person 1: hey whats your fave song?
person 2: i rlly like cry baby cry from masayoshi takanaka's album 'can i sing?'
person 1: wow thats a great choice

kamelos masayos 

coolest person ever to live, has a huge dick and makes lekamt lick his balls
i love kamelos masayos
kamelos masayos by wagwan familam February 22, 2024
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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