mary poppins

the condition someone has of being so delusionally happy you want to punch the person.

Person 1:"I heard you're gettin' freakin' married...are you serious??? you know love doesn't last."
Person 2:"yes it does!!!!...I'm so EXCITED!!!"(said while smiling hard)
Person 2: "that is so freakin' Mary Poppins!!!!

by Dawn Frost August 08, 2005

mary poppins

to do something absolutely perfectly
something that is absolutely perfect

Joe: Did you get a good car?
Bob: yup, its a mary poppins

by onewhodies November 18, 2010

mary poppins

A girl who is interested in you who does not call before she just "pops in" to your pad.

Usually a girl who you are not interested in who's act you consider annoying.

Billy: "So what did you do last night?"

Tommy: "Nothing fun, Mary Poppins stopped by and I was cornered into hanging out with her."

by Aaron Goodyear August 24, 2005

mary poppins

slang for droppings of an animal

look at the rabbits mary poppins

by Danger Dave.com January 06, 2005

mary poppins

When a pregnant woman in the midst of labor is giving a guy a blowjob.

Phil: I heard you had a baby last night, Ted.
Ted: Yeah, little girl. And my wife gave me an awesome mary poppins right when the head crowned!

by RWParrisII July 05, 2006

mary poppins

Usually a white woman who for some reason cannot resist black men no matter how unnattractive they are. They still hang around all their black children though. A Mary Poppins a wigger and will do white stuff like take her kids to soccer practice and stuff. But she still loves black men.

"Mariah Carey is a Mary Poppins"

"No she aint she half of one..."

by KnowerOfAll December 18, 2005

The Mary Poppins

The action of inserting an umbrella into one's arsehole and opening it to full capacity whilst inside their being.

Karen complained to the manager after her umbrella broke from doing The Mary Poppins too much.

by Fish finger sandwiches October 31, 2019