marty hard 

a term used for relentlesly jacking off.

don't marty too hard you'll get carpaltunnel.

marty hard by george January 20, 2005

marty hard 

term used to describe partying to it's maximum potential

YO! We're raging tonight.. MARTY HARD!!!

marty hard by Marty May 13, 2005

Marry You Hard 

To marry someone with such force that they are blown away with how much love you have for them. They are blown away and have no choice but to marry you for the rest of there life.

Tyler - I'm going to Marry You Hard!
Mechiel - Oh my goodness!!

Marry You Hard by bangsop September 7, 2014

Mary-Hardin Baylor 

The University of Mary-Hardin Baylor, home of The CRU, is by far the best football school, east of the mississippi and south of the mason dixon line. Also the sickest D-III school in the nation. you dont mess with The CRU! UMHB is the oldest school in texas founded in 1845 and is the older sister of Baylor University, but unlike Baylor, The CRU actually wins their games.

HSU fan: hey who are we playing this week?
HSU player: Mary-Hardin Baylor
HSU fan: were playing the CRU!?!?!!?!? WERE SCREWED!!!!
HSU player: ya i know, i dont even know why im going to show up for the game, i might not

Mary-Hardin Baylor by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009