marty hard
marty hard by george January 20, 2005
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Marry You Hard
To marry someone with such force that they are blown away with how much love you have for them. They are blown away and have no choice but to marry you for the rest of there life.
Marry You Hard by bangsop September 7, 2014
Mary-Hardin Baylor
The University of Mary-Hardin Baylor, home of The CRU, is by far the best football school, east of the mississippi and south of the mason dixon line. Also the sickest D-III school in the nation. you dont mess with The CRU! UMHB is the oldest school in texas founded in 1845 and is the older sister of Baylor University, but unlike Baylor, The CRU actually wins their games.
HSU fan: hey who are we playing this week?
HSU player: Mary-Hardin Baylor
HSU fan: were playing the CRU!?!?!!?!? WERE SCREWED!!!!
HSU player: ya i know, i dont even know why im going to show up for the game, i might not
HSU player: Mary-Hardin Baylor
HSU fan: were playing the CRU!?!?!!?!? WERE SCREWED!!!!
HSU player: ya i know, i dont even know why im going to show up for the game, i might not
Mary-Hardin Baylor by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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