When one decides to sleep with his sister in law, later to divorce his wife to marry what at one time was his sister in law and make his ex wife his current sister in law
Priest: "And Jim do you vow not to go behind Marcy's back and be a Martin Brodeur"
Jim: "I Do"
The best goaltender in the NHL today, having won two Vezina trophies and three Stanley Cups with the New Jersey Devils. Severely pisses off fans of the Philadelphia Flyers since he almost always beats them.
I hate Martin Brodeur because that bastard is too good and always shuts down the Flyers.
One of the most overrated NHL goaltenders of all time. Though he has great reflexes and makes some outstanding saves, he is the worst NHL goalie fundementally. He has the worst Butterfly in the NHL. In the 05-06 season, fans got to see his real side, without an unbelievable defense in front of him he was just an average goalie.
The Best Goalie in the NHL. In the near future will break all the records ever set. Marty doesnt have to rely on the butterfly technique he is the most creative and skilled goalie the world has seen yet. He makes amazing saves using his instincts and his guts not a textbook technique. Every year he leads the new jersey devils to the playoffs and new jersey always destroys the rest of the teams in the Atlantic Division. Martin Brodeur is a true Canadian and makes this country proud.
Amazing Goalie for the New Jersey Devils who is simply amazing. Has quick reflexes and an spectacular glove hand.http://www.nhl.com/ice/player.htm?id=8455710
a golie who is old,fat,and out of his prime and can't even compare to lunqvist. Brodeur is a pre-pubesent little girl who looks stoned 24/7 and people shouldn't like him.
Guy: wowMartin Broduer is so good i shit my pants.
Cool kid: Your a douchetruck
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texaswill vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.