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Martin Brodeur 

When one decides to sleep with his sister in law, later to divorce his wife to marry what at one time was his sister in law and make his ex wife his current sister in law
Priest: "And Jim do you vow not to go behind Marcy's back and be a Martin Brodeur"
Jim: "I Do"
Martin Brodeur by Deviled Eggs September 24, 2011
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martin brodeur 

The best goaltender in the NHL today, having won two Vezina trophies and three Stanley Cups with the New Jersey Devils. Severely pisses off fans of the Philadelphia Flyers since he almost always beats them.
I hate Martin Brodeur because that bastard is too good and always shuts down the Flyers.
martin brodeur by Dewey June 15, 2004

martin brodeur 

One of the most overrated NHL goaltenders of all time. Though he has great reflexes and makes some outstanding saves, he is the worst NHL goalie fundementally. He has the worst Butterfly in the NHL. In the 05-06 season, fans got to see his real side, without an unbelievable defense in front of him he was just an average goalie.
Martin Brodeur needs to go back to the basics.
martin brodeur by Goalieman296 August 15, 2006

martin brodeur 

The Best Goalie in the NHL. In the near future will break all the records ever set. Marty doesnt have to rely on the butterfly technique he is the most creative and skilled goalie the world has seen yet. He makes amazing saves using his instincts and his guts not a textbook technique. Every year he leads the new jersey devils to the playoffs and new jersey always destroys the rest of the teams in the Atlantic Division. Martin Brodeur is a true Canadian and makes this country proud.
Rangers and Islanders cant even compete with the New Jersey Devils when Martin Brodeur is in net
martin brodeur by HockeyCanada December 9, 2008

Martin Brodeur 

Amazing Goalie for the New Jersey Devils who is simply amazing. Has quick reflexes and an spectacular glove hand.http://www.nhl.com/ice/player.htm?id=8455710
Martin Brodeur just brodeur'd the leafs last night 3-0.
Martin Brodeur by Noose15 December 21, 2008

Martin Broduer

a golie who is old,fat,and out of his prime and can't even compare to lunqvist. Brodeur is a pre-pubesent little girl who looks stoned 24/7 and people shouldn't like him.
Guy: wow Martin Broduer is so good i shit my pants.
Cool kid: Your a douchetruck
Martin Broduer by polak117 May 22, 2007
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