Guy 1: I pulled her pants down to eat the kitty, and it smelled and felt like it was came in by the whole football team, and her pubes were 3 feet long.
Guy 2: That sir, is a bad case of the marshypuss. Run as fast and far as you can.
Guy 2: That sir, is a bad case of the marshypuss. Run as fast and far as you can.
by Swaggerystudent420 January 4, 2017
Get the marshypussmug.