The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.
Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"
by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019
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When two strangers with matching swagness meet online and marry so their power is multiplied.
"Did you know Malia and Sara are platonically married on Discord ?"
"No way !"
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When African American men marry white women for the following reasons: prestige among the African American community; a genuinely perceived rise in status by other African American men; and most importantly, to cover up "their blackness". As opposed to "Mud Sharks" (extraordinarily ugly Caucasian females, rejected by Caucasian men, that marry African American men for perceived attention).
Marrying Milk: Two friends, one Caucasian, one African American, broach the subject of female variety they particularly enjoy dating. The white man responds, "Italians, English, and Eastern Europeans". The white man wonders what type his friend likes (..."slanky, busty, thicc?" ). The black man reveals demurely, "I like Milk.. Just Milk." The black man can sense from his friend's silence, that he is completely unacquainted with his particular vernacular. For emphasis, the black man demonstrates by miming milk being poured over his arm. "I want to be covered in WHITE..." the black man continues, in euphoric bliss, "...Now you get me? I only like WHITE women!!". His friend pauses, then widens his lips into a knowing grin. The black friend continues, and inches closer, as if to strengthen their bond. "You know. My girl, the one coming today is a "Mud Shark". "And I like it -- she means a lot. No complaints...AND I get a lift in "my" community. Later, man...you come out and hang with us. Alright?" A droning buzz marks the end of the shift. The two friends rise from a comfortable recline, stretch their weary bodies, and proceed toward an enclosed space lit by sparks, to the hum of drills. The friends become swallowed by a sea of working men of all races and backgrounds, as they follow the dim fluorescent glow of the factory.
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When the trans boy gives a hug and one gets aids and lice.
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The most beautiful girl in the world that you definitely would ask/let steal your heart because she has charm and is super funny.
31yrs & still a boy - will you marrie mme?
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She is very amazing always smiling and laughing and always great to be around but u Alf to be very very smart not to get her mad she’s very scary lol but she’s super awesome
Have u heard about marri-Ann, she is a amazing person I’ll introduce u to here.
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Is BTS Namjoon getting married? Invite me! Hehe
Is BTS Namjoon getting married? Invite me! Hehe
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