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maroon football 

When an aggie tried brown town for the first time!
Can you believe that girl let me maroon football her!
maroon football by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023
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maroon football 

When a male aggie penetrates a females butthole for the first time!
I still can’t believe that she let me maroon football her after the game last night! It was messy
maroon football by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023

maroon football 

The color of an aggie girls butthole after a long game of hide the weiner!
Did you see the color of my sisters butthole last night?!? It wasn’t anything like those shitty UT cheer uniforms, it resembled more of a maroon football!
maroon football by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023
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