Marlboro Man

Noun (Pejorative): A person, typically a man, who performs hypermasculine traits, mannerisms, or actions with the intent of impressing or intimidating, but are instead perceived as arrogant or an attempt at hiding an insecurity.
Marlboro Men will often act stoic and unyielding in inappropriate situations that generally end with an unfavorable outcome. They will also rarely acknowledge their negative situation, often opting to present as indifferent to it.
Their performance is meant to emulate the "though guy" archetype.

Brett, quit acting like a Marlboro Man, nobody is scared of you and you're not tough.

If Tod hadn't acted like a Marlboro Man and mouthed off at the bar he probably wouldn't have gotten punched in the jaw.

There was a semi merging onto the highway, but Johnny thought he was a Marlboro Man and didn't have to move for anyone. Long story short, his truck is totaled.

by BonemanJones September 20, 2022

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by Superfriend October 30, 2013

Marlboro Man

When a man cums inside a woman, after unprotected sex, and she climbs onto his chest and begins to "ride a bull" and cough, forcing the cream pie out onto his chest.

Last night after banging Chad's mom, she climbed on my chest and gave me a Marlboro Man.

by Me&CWsMom March 25, 2026

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When he drinks beer he drinks it all. Ageless male model bill Oneill the original marlboro man

by Tell all May 13, 2012