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Marketas
by Worldwidestar December 21, 2016
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marketa

means a shiny pure white pearl. a very strong and forthright person. anyone named marketa were princesses.
who's the girl with the shiny glow?

oh, that's just marketa.
by thats what i said July 8, 2010
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mad capsule markets

1.a name given to a distributor of Betaphenethylamine.
2.a japanese punk/J-rock band, originally started in '85 under the name of Berrie. The earlier mad material was basically hardcore punk with a melodic edge, until the release of the 1996 4 plugs, which was more rap metal and industrial inspired. the group are currently on hiatus and are working on solo projects.
1.alright mate, you got any Betaphenethylamine?
2.mad capsule markets are your new fave band.
by KDB December 12, 2006
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Mad Capsule Markets

A very versatile band from Japan that actually sings most of their songs in English. They play so many different styles in their songs that it's hard to say exactly what kind of band they are. I'd say they lean mostly towards metal.
If you do a search for their mp3s, look for the songs

-Pulse
-Midi Surf
-Sunny Beach Road
by KPurschke July 30, 2004
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marketa

A beautiful brunette capable of seducing any young man she can. She's down with J.C. and had four beautiful best friends.
The marketa walked down to street and four guys kissed her feet.
by Bob April 22, 2005
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marketspeak

Ploy sometimes devised by corporations and entities both large and small to obfuscate, deceive, or otherwise mischaracterize their products or services. Is employed especially when company representatives are asked point-blank questions that can be easily answered but instead are vaguely redirected around.
National Milk Bank Website: "Helping to save critically ill babies, one donor at a time."

Caller to the National Milk Bank 800-number: "I need breast milk for my baby. You're a milk bank, so what do I need to do?"

National Milk Bank Representative: "We don't distribute the breast milk that's donated to us."

Caller: "Then who do you give the milk to?"

National Milk Bank Representative: "We sell it to Prolacta Bioscience."

Caller: "Oh I get it. When you say you're 'helping to save babies,' that's just marketspeak to dupe sympathetic women into donating milk to you so you can make money selling it to Prolacta. Thanks for the clarification!"
by Mama Bear January 1, 2009
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MarketSource

A terrible company that sells phones at Target locations. They pay employees a paltry sum but expect them to move mountains.
Hey bro, I heard you got hired at MarketSource... RIP
by TlacuacheMan September 17, 2019
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