This is to shut the anti-weed mofuckas up.
1st of all...I could say that weed is a natural plant.....then all you haters would say "oh, but not everythin made in nature is good fo u" rite?....then i would say "is weed that harmful that it would kill you?"...then you couldnt say nuttin
2nd....the business itself.....do you kno how much paper you could make if you deal good shit? ud be a millionaire.....imagine if the US government legalized weed.....do u kno that we'd never have to worry bout economic problems ever again because they'd b so many people buyin and sellin it. supply and demand
3rd....its safer.....more people are addicted to alcohol and cigarettes than weed.....AND DONT EVEN GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT CUZ CIGARETTES AND ALCOHOL CANNNN KILL YOU.....weed cant....drinkin and driving accidents accidents are more likely to happen by 3x than a smokin and drivin accident...
4th....y not?....the shit gives u suchhh a relaxed state of mind....imagine if you wit ur girl....how much better would you feel wit her THAT relaxed....imagine you at a meeting.....imagine how easy it would be for you to cooperate wit every1....that is only if you smoke enuff to get a good high goin.....not a high as fuck episode.
5th....its great for anorexics....people who so afraid to gain some weight.....jus give em some reefa.....those mofuckin munchies will get to em sooner or later.
6th....its great for social gatherins.....wouldn't you rather smoke, get high, and enjoy your state of mind instead of drink, get drunk as fuck, and puke all over yo frends carpet?
7th....introspective.....you think bout so much shit when you high.....no lie....like after you fed yoself and sit down.....you think bout shit...like God, yo life, yo girl and it clears up a lot of stuff too
8th....if it were legalized.....so many more companies would get more business......the glass industry would be huge because of all the bongs it would make....sandwich bags would be goin good cuz u need somewhere where you stash that shit.....all fast food joints would be makin double the business cuz of all the people wit munchies....and every1 would b eatin brownies all day....haha
so you see u fuckheads.....this shit would make our world such a better place.....no wars, no plague, no destruction....jus chillin 24/7.....420 ma niggas........
1st of all...I could say that weed is a natural plant.....then all you haters would say "oh, but not everythin made in nature is good fo u" rite?....then i would say "is weed that harmful that it would kill you?"...then you couldnt say nuttin
2nd....the business itself.....do you kno how much paper you could make if you deal good shit? ud be a millionaire.....imagine if the US government legalized weed.....do u kno that we'd never have to worry bout economic problems ever again because they'd b so many people buyin and sellin it. supply and demand
3rd....its safer.....more people are addicted to alcohol and cigarettes than weed.....AND DONT EVEN GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT CUZ CIGARETTES AND ALCOHOL CANNNN KILL YOU.....weed cant....drinkin and driving accidents accidents are more likely to happen by 3x than a smokin and drivin accident...
4th....y not?....the shit gives u suchhh a relaxed state of mind....imagine if you wit ur girl....how much better would you feel wit her THAT relaxed....imagine you at a meeting.....imagine how easy it would be for you to cooperate wit every1....that is only if you smoke enuff to get a good high goin.....not a high as fuck episode.
5th....its great for anorexics....people who so afraid to gain some weight.....jus give em some reefa.....those mofuckin munchies will get to em sooner or later.
6th....its great for social gatherins.....wouldn't you rather smoke, get high, and enjoy your state of mind instead of drink, get drunk as fuck, and puke all over yo frends carpet?
7th....introspective.....you think bout so much shit when you high.....no lie....like after you fed yoself and sit down.....you think bout shit...like God, yo life, yo girl and it clears up a lot of stuff too
8th....if it were legalized.....so many more companies would get more business......the glass industry would be huge because of all the bongs it would make....sandwich bags would be goin good cuz u need somewhere where you stash that shit.....all fast food joints would be makin double the business cuz of all the people wit munchies....and every1 would b eatin brownies all day....haha
so you see u fuckheads.....this shit would make our world such a better place.....no wars, no plague, no destruction....jus chillin 24/7.....420 ma niggas........
Mary Jane, AK-47, Buddha, Purple Haze, Strawberry Haze, KB, Rhino, Beast, G13, Blueberry, Maui Howie, Shiva,
by h1ndu January 17, 2005
by dar December 12, 2003
SHOULD be legalized in the us. i dont smoke it, but i still stand behind this belief.
1.it is IMPOSSIBLE to overdose on pot, which is possible to do on other legal perscription medications
2.although smoking one joint is = to 7 or so cigarettes, the average smoker smokes WAY more cigarettes than the average pot smoker Pot smokers do not smoke 3 packs a day of pot. Usually only about 3 joints MAXIMUM are smoked per day.
3.Although it is still dangerous and could possibly cause injuries, things such as getting drunk and driving w/o a seatbelt are just as risky as getting high, although the former is legal and the latter is only enforced SOMETIMES with a small fine of about 100$ or so.
4.The amount of smokers/ former smokers who die each year from smoking related deaths: 440,000
The amount of pot users/ former pot users who die each year from pot related deaths: 0
you tell me which should be legal from those figures.
5.Respectable people such as Barack Obama have used pot (and do not give a thumbs down on this definition if you think obama is not respectable. thats just stupid to do that.)
again, i have never used pot. i think it is not a smart thing to do, but that it should be legalized, just like tobacco.
1.it is IMPOSSIBLE to overdose on pot, which is possible to do on other legal perscription medications
2.although smoking one joint is = to 7 or so cigarettes, the average smoker smokes WAY more cigarettes than the average pot smoker Pot smokers do not smoke 3 packs a day of pot. Usually only about 3 joints MAXIMUM are smoked per day.
3.Although it is still dangerous and could possibly cause injuries, things such as getting drunk and driving w/o a seatbelt are just as risky as getting high, although the former is legal and the latter is only enforced SOMETIMES with a small fine of about 100$ or so.
4.The amount of smokers/ former smokers who die each year from smoking related deaths: 440,000
The amount of pot users/ former pot users who die each year from pot related deaths: 0
you tell me which should be legal from those figures.
5.Respectable people such as Barack Obama have used pot (and do not give a thumbs down on this definition if you think obama is not respectable. thats just stupid to do that.)
again, i have never used pot. i think it is not a smart thing to do, but that it should be legalized, just like tobacco.
quote from the department of agriculture:
"In strict medical terms, marijuana is far safer than many foods we commonly consume. For example, eating ten raw potatoes can result in toxic response. By comparison, it is physically impossible to eat enough cannabis to induce death."
quote from abe lincoln:
"Prohibition will work great injury to the cause of temperance.
It is a species of intemperance within itself, for it goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control mans appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes.
A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principals upon which our government was founded."
legalize it.
"In strict medical terms, marijuana is far safer than many foods we commonly consume. For example, eating ten raw potatoes can result in toxic response. By comparison, it is physically impossible to eat enough cannabis to induce death."
quote from abe lincoln:
"Prohibition will work great injury to the cause of temperance.
It is a species of intemperance within itself, for it goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control mans appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes.
A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principals upon which our government was founded."
legalize it.
by Vyktyr Bilyentktov July 19, 2008
The bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane, the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo, tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag, Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie.
by Mark Bory August 11, 2005
marijuana is a beautiful, fragrant drug with some hallucegenic and depressant qualities. the marijuana plant has buds chock full of THC (tetrahydracannibal) the active ingredient that wen put into the blood stream (usually through the lungs) give it's user a relaxed, creative, and euphoric state of mind that almost feels like a different world.
good effects (summerized):
those who smoke marijuana have a greater appriciation for things like food, peacefullness, music, and philosphy.
some bad effects:
- paranoia. those who smoke in an environment where they feel insecure (talking to cops, a crowded party etc.) may become paranoid depending upon their personality. you can defeat paranoia by telling yourself just to relax because its never as bad as it seems. this is probably the worst effect of marijuana.
- hangovers. for some, the day after smoking marijuanna, they go into withdrawl, and may feel tired, bored, sick, or just burnt out. half of this is psychological, caused by the sudden change in state of mind, from being high, to coming down to normalcy. an easy way to get rid of this is to just chill out, or smoke more marijuana.
- heart rate. nowadays especially, the high THC levels have a side effect of increased heart rate. this is ironic however, becuase the effect of marijuana on your brain tells you to relax, while your body is ready for action. this may be a weird experience if u pay attention to it, but usually your heart calms down after awhile. if you have heart problems, marijuana is not advised.
- stomach ache. food will never taste as good as when your high (or have been starving for days). thus, you may not relize you have been eating nothing but junk food for the last hour and you may get a pretty bad stomach ache.
- introspective thoughts. marijuana will cause you to think much differently, this may be disired or undisired (even scary at times). you tend to think about things that you may have never thought about in the past. write down your thoughts. when you come down from your high, youll be surprised at what you wrote.
- sleepiness. marijuana can lul you into a deep and restful sleep if you stop doing things that are stimulating. if you watch tv while high, your bound to fall asleep. some people even report having crazy dreams when there high. though usually this isnt a bad effect.
thats pretty much the skinny on marijuanna. its a very safe and positive drug. many look down on marijuanna becuase they want to avoid the "stoner" persona. just be yourself. marijuana cannot control your personality. however it may effect your perspective.
good effects (summerized):
those who smoke marijuana have a greater appriciation for things like food, peacefullness, music, and philosphy.
some bad effects:
- paranoia. those who smoke in an environment where they feel insecure (talking to cops, a crowded party etc.) may become paranoid depending upon their personality. you can defeat paranoia by telling yourself just to relax because its never as bad as it seems. this is probably the worst effect of marijuana.
- hangovers. for some, the day after smoking marijuanna, they go into withdrawl, and may feel tired, bored, sick, or just burnt out. half of this is psychological, caused by the sudden change in state of mind, from being high, to coming down to normalcy. an easy way to get rid of this is to just chill out, or smoke more marijuana.
- heart rate. nowadays especially, the high THC levels have a side effect of increased heart rate. this is ironic however, becuase the effect of marijuana on your brain tells you to relax, while your body is ready for action. this may be a weird experience if u pay attention to it, but usually your heart calms down after awhile. if you have heart problems, marijuana is not advised.
- stomach ache. food will never taste as good as when your high (or have been starving for days). thus, you may not relize you have been eating nothing but junk food for the last hour and you may get a pretty bad stomach ache.
- introspective thoughts. marijuana will cause you to think much differently, this may be disired or undisired (even scary at times). you tend to think about things that you may have never thought about in the past. write down your thoughts. when you come down from your high, youll be surprised at what you wrote.
- sleepiness. marijuana can lul you into a deep and restful sleep if you stop doing things that are stimulating. if you watch tv while high, your bound to fall asleep. some people even report having crazy dreams when there high. though usually this isnt a bad effect.
thats pretty much the skinny on marijuanna. its a very safe and positive drug. many look down on marijuanna becuase they want to avoid the "stoner" persona. just be yourself. marijuana cannot control your personality. however it may effect your perspective.
by lawllawllawllawl October 1, 2006
by hummmblooblahfloppysmargle April 27, 2006
A so called drug which isn't that strong, and by most, isn't considered a drug. You be suprised, even your local cop might be doing it too.
by DitzySteph June 26, 2004