A singular word for aunt and uncle, specifically for on the mom’s side of the family. Similar to “parents” the singular word for mom and dad. See “Darents” for dad’s side of the family.
I’m going to see my marents with my parents today, my dad isn’t too excited.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'