Marauders Map

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Map created by James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew (Characters in the Harry Potter franchise) They are also known as the Marauders, or Prongs,Padfoot,Moony, and Wormtail, in that order. This map allows the holder to view the entire layout of Hogwarts, including secret rooms, and can view where any person is going at any time, and can see through any disguise, or potion/spell that is meant to change ones identity. It is activated by "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" If it is opened in any other way (or attempted to) the parchment will spew insults at you

"James Potter and his crew smirked proudly at each other as they viewed their newest, and greatest, creation: The Marauders Map."

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marauders map

The Marauders Map is when you take home a random girl and are doing her from behind. When you are about to cum you pull out cum on her back slap it with your “magic wand” and say mischief managed.

Dude I totally pulled a Marauders Map on that chick i took home last night

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The Marauders Map

When receiving fellatio right before you cum she takes a vape hit. She blows a ring of smoke then spits the cum through the ring. The goal is to catch the cum in your own mouth.

Dude 1: How'd you go last night?
Dude 2: Dude she gave me the marauders map!
Dude 1: Did it taste like vape?
Dude 2: You'll have to try it for yourself ;)

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

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Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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