manscalator 

I wonderful form of a rotation of seats moving slowly along the mall..only for men to sit and enjoy watching there..LADIES SHOP!! beverages served,tv..and even a comfortable pillow of your choice.....a tab will enable you to supervise your loved one shopping..and when you have had ENOUGH PRESS THE RED BUTTON! AND YOU IMMEDIATELY GET BROUGHT TO YOUR VEHICLE...whether you or her are fighting it will get resolved in our complimentary lounge 1 drink per person....

I went to the mall with my husband, and my friend and loved them to be able to sit and enjoy the game, tv, snacks on the manscalator...I dislike the red button..I was unable to make it to TIffannys...oh theres on line!!

manscalator by ava lynne December 27, 2011

Manslator 

a straight male who bluntly translates another straight male's behavior for his straight female friend or friends.

Girl: "He said he wants to watch a movie and cuddle..."

Manslator: "Nah... he just wants to fuck you. But this way, he won't have to spend any money on taking you out."

Think along the lines of Justin Long's character in He's Just Not That Into You... but before he was into Gigi.

Manslator by itsmejessiemarie April 7, 2009