manpa

Like Grandpa, just cooler. Also, smarter than Dad and stunningly good looking!

Manpa, you told you me you were taking me to the dollar store!

by Luchipher December 28, 2018

waist management

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'

If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2014

pigeon manager

A manager who flies in, shits all over everything you do, and leaves just as fast as they came.

Employee: Hey how's my work?
Manager: This is all done wrong! What the fuck have you been doing for the past 3 days? Do you pay any fucking attention at all to what you're doing? I'm going to need you to stay late and fix this pile of crap you call "work".
Employee: Damn Pigeon Manager...

by Jon C. September 17, 2006

Magpa-isko

(verb)
: To gain attention/magpapansin

Magpa-isko
Andyan na ex ko, oras na para magpa-isko sa fb

by Imissyou sobra April 16, 2022

Manafucked

When you're at an incredibly great advantage (such as being wealthy, connected, or mana-full) but can do jack shit with it because an opponent renders your advantage meaningless.

*Paul Manafort gets his accounts frozen and co-conspirators indicted because he didn't know about the secret wire-tapping.*

NEWSPAPER HEADLINE: Mueller Manafucked Manafort

by TrumptardsAreTheMinority December 18, 2017

Mana sama

He is a member of malice Mizer and moi dix mois.
He has his own clothing store.
He's a icon!

"Did you know Mana sama is better than you?"

by 𝘔𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘦𝘴 February 25, 2021

I want to speak to the manager

Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong

Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit

by &qwertyuiop& October 27, 2019