Mannuts 

A type of nut, specifically a males testicles.

"Hey! I'm a squirrel now"

'Oh cool! What's your favourite nut to eat?'
"I like to munch on your mannuts"

Mannuts by Da-definitioner June 3, 2017

mannurse 

Mannurse: Verb. To take care of your drunken man friends after they have had far to much to drink. To also make sure they don't do anything really stupid while drunk, but what's stupid or not is debatable. This can be very tiring especially when you are the only sober one out of 5.

"After the 4th of July last night my friend had work at 6 AM and was so totally hammered, so I had to mannurse him from midnight until he was sober again by letting him crash at my place and making sure he didn't break any shit."

mannurse by Pat Sullivan, the man, the myth, the legend July 5, 2008

MacNuts

Testicles. A play on fastfood and a men's "junk", his genitals.

See also MacNuggets

Girl 1: You have to hit them in the junk!
Girl 2: Between the legs?!
Girl 1: Yeah, but make sure to hit the MacNuts!

Guy 1: Dude, she kicked you in the nuts in a McDonald's does that make them MacNuts now?! Haha
Guy 2: Fuck you, it's not funny!

MacNuts by DaveDH July 24, 2022

mannus

The masculine form of the word pannus- or a man who's gut extends past his genitals

Abby's new boyfriend has a mannus - did you see his enormous gut?

mannus by Wannus June 30, 2008

madnuts 

adj. the state of being crazy, insane or out of this world

Work today was madnuts.
His devotion to the project was madnuts.
I am madnuts about this sweater at the mall.

madnuts by LDVDG December 6, 2004

Jamaican manutschitch 

When someone says something way off base, and you want to insult them.

Your friend asks to borrow your car, so you say "nah mon jamaican manutschitch, I'll give you a ride though.

Jamaican manutschitch by Billy=D October 9, 2022

Enzo Manutsack 

What to call someone named Enzo when hes being a dick.

Elijah: Enzo wanna hang out tomorrow?

Enzo: Fuck no, I only hang out with kids with ebikes.

Elijah: Ok Enzo Manutsack.

Enzo Manutsack by julianhatr69420 August 29, 2024