I got a boner in church and smashed down my package so the minister wouldn't see. Now I have a mandrel bent.
by Jamie Brown February 4, 2004
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Also can be broken down to be pronounced as "Man Drill" instead of Mandrel.
Also can be broken down to be pronounced as "Man Drill" instead of Mandrel.
(Bob) Hey Barbara, can you pass me that ring mandrel so I can see what size this customers' ring is?
(Barbara) Sure can, as soon as I'm done pleasuring myself with it!
(Barbara) Sure can, as soon as I'm done pleasuring myself with it!
by Definiapro20034 March 13, 2011
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When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?
"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"
"Who's Riley Reid?"
"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"
"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."
"Who's Riley Reid?"
"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"
"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."
by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 22, 2018
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"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).
by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 13, 2022
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Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.
Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.
Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.
by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020
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The Mandela Catalogue is terrifying.
by The ObéSter October 30, 2021
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by Bert Large March 31, 2019
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