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Mancancer 

A serious disease, held by any citizen of the city of Manchester in jolly old England, which causes the pronunciation of words from the English language to be terribly butchered in pronunciation. The resulting speech is almost unbearable to the ears on non-mancurians
Todd: Nicola and Kate have Mancancer

Darwyn: What type of cancer is that?

Todd: The type that you are born with if you live in Manchester. It hurts my ears.
Mancancer by Farrell Gilmour March 10, 2009
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ManCanter 

Noun. A ManCanter is a male, often well-endowed, who drains his bladder, through use of a catheter, and proceeds to refill his bladder with wine. The wine should always be a red. The man decanter is then hired by the super-wealthy as a form of entertainment at parties. The man decanter strolls, nude, from glass to glass at the party and proceeds to offer guests "drinksies" by dispensing the wine from his penis.
Walter, have you hired a ManCanter for the summer soiree? The Andersons had one last spring and I refuse to have any wine that isn't served from a ManCanter.
ManCanter by Paul'sBF October 17, 2018
see chode, a penis wider than it is long
"His mancano errupted even though I could't get my hand around it!"