Manaforting

The act of falsifying official documents for positive political or personal gain. Usually done in Adobe PDF.

“I’ve been Manaforting receipts all morning in order to turn this $1,500 tax bill into a refund!”

Also: Manafort: “Paul Manafort didn’t know how to Manafort his own financial statements, so he got Rick Gates to Manafort them for him.”

Also: Manaforted: “Linda was quick to replace the real bank records with the ones she had Manaforted earlier in the day.”

by LineMom February 26, 2018

Manafortified

Imbued with all the good things: betrayal, self preservation, and copious amounts of anal spunk.

Donnie Trumps Big Mac was not only delicious, it was Manafortified. After his campaign manager flipped, and ratted him out, Donnie had to choke down the betrayal, disappointment and old man sperm with his two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese pickles on a sesame seed bun.

by Littlehandsdonniedotard September 14, 2018

Manafortin

making money using any means, legal but primarily illegal and laundering it through whatever resources are available, with the j tent to assure it’s exempt from being taxed’.

This is my regular gig but my side hustle is all about manafortin.

by happyfeelin October 31, 2017

Manafortin

Making money using any means, legal but primarily illegal and laundering it through whatever resources are available, with intentions and/or to assure its exempt from income taxes.

My primary job pays my bills; my side hustle is for manafortin.

by happyfeelin October 31, 2017