man-kini
man-kini by Emma The Pirate July 9, 2006
Get the man-kini mug.
Man-kini
"Man-kini" is a term used to describe a pair of short, tight swimming trunks worn by men. It is a combination of the words "Man" and "Bikini". One could argue that because men don't normally wear a top piece with their underwear that "Man-kini" is a misnomer.
The style of bathing suit in question is more commonly refered as a "speedo". "Man-kini" is generally used as a deragotive label, implying the man in question is effeminate.
The style of bathing suit in question is more commonly refered as a "speedo". "Man-kini" is generally used as a deragotive label, implying the man in question is effeminate.
"Look at the dandy over there in the man-kini."
"I can't stand watching professional male body building; they all wear those slingshot sized man-kinis."
"I can't stand watching professional male body building; they all wear those slingshot sized man-kinis."
Man-kini by Cjad the Nord July 9, 2006
man-kini
A side effect of poor genital hygeine, especially in males. Where the unkempt bush strecthes for hip to hip and basically forms a "hair bikini". Incredibly useful only when you are a member of the polar bears club and love to dive nude into freezing water.
"I got to do something about my mankini, my wife is threatening to cut me off from head if I don't give it a trim."
"I developed those pictures from last night's party, and luckily for Frank, Nick's man-kini was so out of control you can't really tell Frank is getting tea bagged. It looks more like he is getting attacked by a missing link. "
"I developed those pictures from last night's party, and luckily for Frank, Nick's man-kini was so out of control you can't really tell Frank is getting tea bagged. It looks more like he is getting attacked by a missing link. "
man-kini by theroadrunner May 27, 2009
mankini
1.
Boy: (waking his mom up) Mommy?
Mom: What is it?
Boy: There's a monster in my closet.
Mom: I thought you already got over your fear of monsters in the closet.
Boy: Yeah, but this one's wearing a mankini.
2. Oh, don't mind that guy, it's just Borat in his mankini.
Boy: (waking his mom up) Mommy?
Mom: What is it?
Boy: There's a monster in my closet.
Mom: I thought you already got over your fear of monsters in the closet.
Boy: Yeah, but this one's wearing a mankini.
2. Oh, don't mind that guy, it's just Borat in his mankini.
mankini by Sid Barrett March 16, 2008
Mankini
Mankini by AllisonR-Barb-Lisa June 26, 2008
ManKini
The best outfit ever. If anyone ever asks if you want a mankini say yes immediately. Even if you are fat a mankini will get you all the ladies.
Look at my Mankini!
ManKini by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 27, 2019
mankini
A one piece t-back style bathing suit which is supported around the shoulders much like suspenders. Seen on gay friendly beaches all over the world. Only to be worn by the most flaaaaaaayming fags. If you are seen wearing a mankini you are the poster boy for gays......some people might call you faggadocious.......some might even say you are starving a for tube steak smothered in underwear or you are training to suck el-dicko. Everyone will see you as a dung punching ass bandit.
mankini by Cuban Pete October 1, 2004