man ranch
man ranch by Kito Hughes August 13, 2007
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Man Ranch
a dressing made of human gland-ular secretion. Usually inticed to expellment by a person's sexual partner and then applies to various food items such as, but not limited to: Salads, vegetables, meat, poo, or eaten "on the rocks".
Jim gave his girlfriend a big load of MAN RANCH to go with that tossed salsd she was having. Where are the Ass Croutons? she wondered
Related Words
Man Ranch • Floppy man ranch • Man Made Ranch • ranch man • zesty ranch man • manrancher • man • man whore • man child • man slut
Floppy man ranch
This term describes a man or tranny with a small soft dick. Another man pours ranch dressing on it and sucks the dick till he has a boner if he does not get the ranch dressing off before the man has a boner, he will get gangbanged by four other guys.
Hey bro what's up? You look super tired! "Just got done getting gangbanged by some Mexicans because I suck at the floppy man ranch challenge."
Floppy man ranch by Čârtêr August 31, 2014
zesty ranch man
a shredded fortnite god. his abs are dripping with zesty ranch dressing though you would probably be distracted by his huge bulging muscles. he get all the ladies and has so much money. trust me when you see his bulging muscles dripping with zesty ranch dressing you will believe me.
zesty ranch man by dirkmfdiggler December 10, 2018
Man Made Ranch
You know what i mean. CUM DUDE ITS CUM but they call it MAN MADE RANCH IN ROBLOX LIKE WTF Example below!
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Some random pedophile in roblox: Hey bbg want some of my man made ranch?
An innocent girl: Sure! (She doesnt know what it means yet)
Some random pedophilee in roblox: Okay (In discord shows a picture with cum dripping out of his penis)
The innocent girl: thats what you meant.... (blocks pedophile both on discord and on roblox and reports)
An innocent girl: Sure! (She doesnt know what it means yet)
Some random pedophilee in roblox: Okay (In discord shows a picture with cum dripping out of his penis)
The innocent girl: thats what you meant.... (blocks pedophile both on discord and on roblox and reports)
Man Made Ranch by Furriessuckcockforfunantifurry December 6, 2023
manranch
Another ludicrous term for male semen. For those of you still scratching your heads; think of the white, creamy texture of your salad dressing. No comparison on the taste, however.
manranch by Sally Tomato March 17, 2008
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